Bathroom Activities Gifts

'Want to see what 'Old Faithful' looks like?'

"And I'm not requesting a pay rise, I'm DEMANDING a pay rise..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The old one fell apart.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

'Mom!!'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

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