Bathrooms Gifts

'He heard a voice saying: 'If you build it they will come'. '

"We could really use a bidet."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Push button for loud noise...

"New at this game, are you?"

Pirate toilet.

'Why am I not surprised?'

Fly Strip Bathroom

'Which way to the clogged toilet, Mrs. Odette?'

Mr Meier calendar

NO FLY ZONE sign on ladies lounge

Urinal reserved.

"Wow, that's a powerful hand drier."

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

New Power Shower!

'Take us to your leaker.'

Does the three second rule apply to food dropped on the floor of a public washroom?

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

"Do you mind!"

Peeing in Space

"Out!"

Up periscope.

Bungee Toilet Flush

Restroom.

WE GOT YOUR TOILET PAPER

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Woman: 'And after you've cleaned out the piping, i'd like you to replace all of the washers and this FILTHY old shower head.'

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

"Here's your problem."

'You forgot to put the toilet leg down.'

'Well, I'll be - Nothing has changed since I was flushed as a kid.'

Bug Bungy Jumping.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

You flushed? I was potty training it!

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.