Restrooms Gifts

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Key in PIN No.

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

WC problem.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Bug Bungy Jumping.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

Mr Meier calendar

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Pirate toilet.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Peeing in Space

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

New Power Shower!

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

Push button for loud noise...

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Take us to your leaker.'

Woman: 'And after you've cleaned out the piping, i'd like you to replace all of the washers and this FILTHY old shower head.'

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."