Restrooms Gifts

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Key in PIN No.

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

WC problem.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Bug Bungy Jumping.

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Mr Meier calendar

Pirate toilet.

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

Peeing in Space

New Power Shower!

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

Push button for loud noise...

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Well, I'll be - Nothing has changed since I was flushed as a kid.'

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

Woman: 'And after you've cleaned out the piping, i'd like you to replace all of the washers and this FILTHY old shower head.'

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

Before the invention of toilet paper.