Restroom Decor Gifts

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"This stool shall pass."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Twenty Blades Razor

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Junior's Towel

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Prehistoric Graffito

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Men/Women/Santa.

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

'Telephone solicitor.'

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.