Restroom Gifts

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

Male and Female Toilets for Yins and Yangs

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Key in PIN No.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Drying your hands on trousers.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Hand Drier

Yin Yang bathrooms.

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

"Now that's impressive."