Restroom Gifts

"This stool shall pass."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

Key in PIN No.

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Male and Female Toilets for Yins and Yangs

Express line 15 seconds or less.

Hell's Restrooms.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Drying your hands on trousers.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Yin Yang bathrooms.

Hand Drier

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

"Now that's impressive."