Bedrooms Gifts

Introducing the Tofuton

'Gravity wins - again.'

Late night teddy reading

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'At lone at last.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

WC problem.

Biting Slippers.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Dang it."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Bug Bungy Jumping.

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Are we there yet?"

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."