Beachfront Baron Gifts

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"How are we on bread?"

Business Vacation.

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Hot Towel Web Service

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

John takes a personivacation.

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"It's non-negotiable."

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

Agricultural Businessman.

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

Stirrbucks

Bet and Breakfast.

Business Vacation.

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.

'It's a wonder I got him to go on vacation at all!'