Beachfront Investor Gifts

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Business Vacation.

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Desert Island Books

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

"It's an infomercial in support of 'free trade' - so that cheap Chinese goods and expensive U.S. goods can complete on the open market."

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

Business Vacation.

The real selling feature is the ocean front location...

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

'Nelson here is in charge of out offshore accounts.'

'It's a wonder I got him to go on vacation at all!'

'Can't you forget you're a property developer for once?'

'Sally,there's significant speculation that some of the seashells sold from your seaside seastore are supposedly stolen,'