Beachfront Visionary Gifts

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Art of Surviving

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Business Vacation.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."