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'Can't you ever forget work?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Life after death"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Art of Surviving

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Business Vacation.

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Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."