Beach Visionary T-Shirts

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"Nation-building never works."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Life after death"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Travelogue

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Art of Surviving

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"