Beachside Brainstormer T-Shirts

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"Nation-building never works."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A Poem about Sand

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Sandcastles

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'Who says I'm beached?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"This is it? No video?"

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Knight of the sandcastle.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Woman painting a man drowning.