Beachside Philosopher T-Shirts

"Not another of your idiotic lawsuits, I hope."

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Man goes to the beach to fill sandbags.

"Nation-building never works."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Goldfish bowl on raft...

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Mozart on a lilo

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"You're overthinking this."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Artist Misses the Point

Knight of the sandcastle.