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Academics At the Beach

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Nation-building never works."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Daughters on the beach

Crab with a clown face.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

A crab with a utility knife claw