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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Life after death"

Travelogue

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Art of Surviving

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'