Beach Visionary Pillows

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"Nation-building never works."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Heading off with a packed bag

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Life after death"

Travelogue

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Art of Surviving

A Poem about Sand

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."