Beachfront Dreamers T-Shirts

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Summer reading for the family.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Mental To-Do List

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Who says I'm beached?'

"This is it? No video?"

Sandcastles

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

The tanning channel.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Get a rockpool!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'