Beachday Dreamers T-Shirts

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Summer reading for the family.

A man plays golf by the sea

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Dreaming of Holidays.

Eating ice cream.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"This is it? No video?"

Mental To-Do List

The tanning channel.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'Who says I'm beached?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Sandcastles

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."