Beachday Dreamers T-Shirts

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Summer reading for the family.

A man plays golf by the sea

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Eating ice cream.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Sandcastles

"This is it? No video?"

'Who says I'm beached?'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Mental To-Do List

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

The tanning channel.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"