Underwater Visionary Gifts

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Reverse psychology

Chicken soup for the sole.

A man looks up at the earth

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Art of Surviving

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Fish-losophy

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

'Go fish.'

Billionaires in space!

Deepwater Fish

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Moon Walk

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,

Eliminating gas spending.

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."