Underwater Genius Gifts

Reverse psychology

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Octopus on Keys.

Airplane Fish

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Happy Valentine's Day.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

The Hudson River School of Art.

'That was fun!'

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"I think she's really into you."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Discovery.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'How am I doing?'

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.