Underwater Genius Pillows

"For immediate release: no more thinking outside the bowl."

Reverse psychology

Chicken soup for the sole.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Octopus on Keys.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Airplane Fish

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

Happy Valentine's Day.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

James Baldwin

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

The Hudson River School of Art.

"I think she's really into you."

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

'That was fun!'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Discovery.

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

'How am I doing?'

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales