Undersea Entrepreneur Pillows

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Reverse psychology

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Guide fish.

Octopus on Keys.

Airplane Fish

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"I think she's really into you."

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

'That was fun!'

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Discovery.