Underground Entrepreneur Pillows

"Now that I've got help, I can stay open longer."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Jeff's Smorgasbord

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Going Down?

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Sugar Fix.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

Speleologist

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Start-Up Team

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'

"I called them to ask for a raise!"

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

Graphic novels, Comics, Underground comics.

Tobacco black-marketing.

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'