Underground Economist Pillows

Tobacco black-marketing.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"So much for password protected."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"It failed the stress test."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Traders joining Wall Street protests

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."