Underground Economy Analyst Pillows

Grey versus legal economy.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Mario Draghi

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

Naked Mole Rat

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Economy.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Long and Short term investments.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'