Undersea Economist Pillows

Wealthy, frugal, maine lobsters furniture shopping.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Reverse psychology

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Starbucks Siren

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

Titanic iceberg auction

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

School of Fish

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'Go fish.'

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

Deepwater Fish

I can't fathom oceanography.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'