Underwater Psychologist Pillows

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Reverse psychology

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Guide fish.

Octopus on Keys.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Airplane Fish

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Happy Valentine's Day.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Starbucks Siren

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'