Underwater Advisor Pillows

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

Fish snorkling above water.

Reverse psychology

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Guide fish.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Octopus on Keys.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Airplane Fish

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'That was fun!'

The Threat to the Environment

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"I think she's really into you."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."