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"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

Reverse psychology

Fish snorkling above water.

Chicken soup for the sole.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Guide fish.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Octopus on Keys.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Airplane Fish

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Happy Valentine's Day.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

The Threat to the Environment

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I think she's really into you."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"