Underwater Psychologist Mugs

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Reverse psychology

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Guide fish.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Octopus on Keys.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Jacques Cousteau.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Airplane Fish

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Starbucks Siren

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

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