Beach Economist Pillows

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

"Nation-building never works."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Born to raise interest rates.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Poem about Sand

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"Endless Summer III"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

1930's bather.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Woman painting a man drowning.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

A beach has meters.

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

Arbitrageur in Exile

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'She treats me like every other pebble on the beach.'

Business Vacation.