Beach Economist Pillows

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

"Nation-building never works."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Born to raise interest rates.

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"Endless Summer III"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

1930's bather.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

A beach has meters.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Woman painting a man drowning.

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Arbitrageur in Exile

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'She treats me like every other pebble on the beach.'