Ocean Economist Pillows

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

TTIP

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

World Demand Price Up

European funds.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

The Evolution of fish

Keep her steady!

"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."

'Of course I've heard about Global warming... And I'm loving it!'

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Economy in Turkey

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

World Ocean Day

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

"It's Beijing. They're prepared to take over our debts if we teach them how to slow down an economy."