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"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."
'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
BP Waiter: Dinner is served!
TTIP
We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!
'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'
'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'
"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"
'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'
'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'
'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'
"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."
Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.
A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.
Ship's anchor with drainplug.
'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'
"Thanks, dude, but I got this."
German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem
It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.
The U.S. Energy Policy maze.
Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus
World Demand Price Up
"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."
'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'
The Evolution of fish
European funds.
Keep her steady!
"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."
Economy in Turkey
World Ocean Day
'Of course I've heard about Global warming... And I'm loving it!'
'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'
'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'
'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'
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