Pint-sized Economist Pillows

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

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Baby dressed for the opera.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"...Or we could give to the rich, and it would just trickle down to the poor."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

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