Pint-sized Economist Pillows

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."