Street Entrepreneur Pillows

Beggar Vendor.

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Online Shopping.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."