Street Entrepreneur Pillows

Beggar Vendor.

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

US v.s. Tech Giants

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Mark Zuckerberg

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Online Shopping.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."