Underground Entrepreneur Mugs

"Now that I've got help, I can stay open longer."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Going Down?

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Sugar Fix.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

Speleologist

Start-Up Team

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

"I called them to ask for a raise!"

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'

Graphic novels, Comics, Underground comics.

Tobacco black-marketing.