Undersea Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Reverse psychology

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Octopus on Keys.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Airplane Fish

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'That was fun!'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

"I think she's really into you."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Discovery.