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"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Guide fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Octopus on Keys.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Airplane Fish

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"I think she's really into you."

'That was fun!'

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'