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"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Octopus on Keys.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Airplane Fish

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Happy Valentine's Day.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"I think she's really into you."

'That was fun!'

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Discovery.