Seaside Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'Sally,there's significant speculation that some of the seashells sold from your seaside seastore are supposedly stolen,'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

Son burying his dad in sand

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

real enjoyment

Scene on the English coast.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Crabbing

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Ice cream van - Large cone.

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Shakespeare at the beach ...

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

'Seven companies in three years.'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"