Seaside Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'Sally,there's significant speculation that some of the seashells sold from your seaside seastore are supposedly stolen,'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Son burying his dad in sand

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Scene on the English coast.

Crabbing

real enjoyment

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'Seven companies in three years.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.