Beachside Entrepreneur Gifts

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'Another nice wave.'

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Renewable Energy

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

'It can't be worth much.'

Business Vacation.

Businessman surfing on a computer in the sea

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

"Yes, you can be tracked through your iPhone. But covering your tracks won't stop it."

"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."

Surfer.

'Sally,there's significant speculation that some of the seashells sold from your seaside seastore are supposedly stolen,'