Beachcomber With Business Flair Gifts

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

A man plays golf by the sea

"...it's another metal detector."

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Endless Summer III"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

"Formidable, huh? Which reminds me … your mother called."

Coast to coast walk.

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

Seedy Beachgoer Man

"It looks as though it's inhabited."

'Sand shark!!'

Frying sausages by the sea.

Business Vacation.

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

'Nelson here is in charge of out offshore accounts.'

"Yes, you can be tracked through your iPhone. But covering your tracks won't stop it."

"Damn it looks like we're marooned on a desert island in Tomorrows cartoon!"

"I like my kids well done, don't you?"