Beachcomber With Business Flair T-Shirts

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

A man plays golf by the sea

"...it's another metal detector."

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Endless Summer III"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

"Formidable, huh? Which reminds me … your mother called."

Coast to coast walk.

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

"It looks as though it's inhabited."

Business Vacation.

'Sand shark!!'

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Frying sausages by the sea.

"Yes, you can be tracked through your iPhone. But covering your tracks won't stop it."

"Damn it looks like we're marooned on a desert island in Tomorrows cartoon!"

"I like my kids well done, don't you?"

Surfer.