Beachside Business Gifts

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Wish you were steer!

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'Another nice wave.'

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Where the Wild Things Summer

"He lives in a block of flats"

Built and Built without a permit.

Tsunami Evac Route

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

When staffing agencies screw up.

Surfing alien.

Crabbing

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"I see you on a beach..."

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

Pearl Fishers

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'