Beachside Business T-Shirts

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Wish you were steer!

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I win!'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Where the Wild Things Summer

'Another nice wave.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Business Vacation.

Built and Built without a permit.

Tsunami Evac Route

When staffing agencies screw up.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Surfing alien.

Crabbing

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"I see you on a beach..."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Pearl Fishers