Beachside Workers Gifts

A Real Working Vacation.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Sand Snowmen

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

'Another nice wave.'

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"He wants to be an architect."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

Rooster practices for sunrise

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

Crab conductor.

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

No, cruel nature, WHY?

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Punch has a smoking break.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'He's never been good at switching off work on holiday.'

The Fantasies

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"