Beachside Workers Gifts

A Real Working Vacation.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Sand Snowmen

'Another nice wave.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"He wants to be an architect."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Rooster practices for sunrise

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

Crab conductor.

No, cruel nature, WHY?

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Punch has a smoking break.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'He's never been good at switching off work on holiday.'

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

The Fantasies

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

Don Quichotte