Beach Attendant Gifts

'Where's he off to? He's got himself a job as a deck chair attendant at a nudist beach.'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Sand Snowmen

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard