Beach Attendant Gifts

'Where's he off to? He's got himself a job as a deck chair attendant at a nudist beach.'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Sand Snowmen

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Shark tower surveillance camera.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard