Beach Maintenance Worker Gifts

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'Another nice wave.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Sand Snowmen

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Neptune's Weekend

Rooster practices for sunrise

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

A Real Working Vacation.

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Punch has a smoking break.

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

Mermaid Environmentalist

The Fantasies

Rabbit trying to escape a polluted beach.

"You're right. It is easier with the ball."

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.

"But, like, what do you do besides just save lives?"

Condom ID Guide.