Beach Craftsman Gifts

'Another nice wave.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Building Sandcastles.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

Sunbathing with your PC.

"He lives in a block of flats"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard