
'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'
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'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'
Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'
Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!
No, cruel nature, WHY?
Don Quichotte
Sand Castle Siege
"He wants to be an architect."
'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'
Build a Raft
Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.
Building Sandcastles.
"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."
Young Picasso at the Beach
"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."
'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'
'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'
'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'
'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'
'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'
Children building 'Sandcastle City'.
'Another nice wave.'
"He lives in a block of flats"
"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
'They learn fast, don't they?'
"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."
'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'
Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.
Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat
"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."
'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'
"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"
Ark Welding
'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'
"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."
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