Bond Baron Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the Bond or Barone enthusiast? Our collection blends sophistication with humor, perfect for those who enjoy a touch of class mixed with a dash of fun. From stylish mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that truly suits your refined yet playful friend or family member.

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'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.' mockup

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

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"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish." mockup

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

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'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.' mockup

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

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'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.' mockup

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

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"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people." mockup

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

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"How are we on bread?"

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Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand. mockup

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

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"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes." mockup

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

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Hot Towel Web Service

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"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists." mockup

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

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"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?" mockup

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

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'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.' mockup

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

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'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.' mockup

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

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Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours. mockup

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

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"It's non-negotiable."

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'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

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Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights. mockup

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

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One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please. mockup

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

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Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'. mockup

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

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"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here." mockup

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

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Agricultural Businessman.

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"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man." mockup

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

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'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.' mockup

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

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Stirrbucks

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King of oil

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"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike." mockup

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

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Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable. mockup

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.

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'When people started offering 'Golden Hellos' they didn't realise what a disaster it would be for the business.'

'When people started offering 'Golden Hellos' they didn't realise what a disaster it would be for the business.' mockup

'When people started offering 'Golden Hellos' they didn't realise what a disaster it would be for the business.'

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'Your sponsored child and his family used your monthly support to dig a new village well. Instead of water they struck oil - and are now wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.'

'Your sponsored child and his family used your monthly support to dig a new village well. Instead of water they struck oil - and are now wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.'

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